[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua.]
Joshua: Hey, Rachel.
Joshua: What's up? Your voice sounded all squeaky on the phone.
Rachel: Oh, nothing. I just wanted to see you. See you and hug you. [hugs him] See you.
Rachel: Yeah! [She sits down.] Sit!
Joshua: [sitting] You okay?
Rachel: I'm more than okay. I am really, really happy! Wanna know why?
Joshua: Do I?
Rachel: 'Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are so on the right track, you know.
I mean, I think we are working. I think we are clicking, you know.
Joshua: Yeah, sure-sure, yeah, we're-we're-we're-we're clicking.
Rachel: Yeah-yeah, you know, if-if there was just like one little area where I, that I think we would need to
work on, I would, I would think it was we're just not crazy enough!
Joshua: I-I gotta say, I-I-I'm not too sure I agree with that.
Rachel: Well, yeah, right, you know what? Yeah, you're right. I mean, we, no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if…
I mean, I mean like crazy, you know.
Joshua: Are you gonna put that cheerleader outfit again.
Rachel: No. You wish. No. Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound, you know, a little um, hasty,
but uh, just go with me. Um. What if we got married?
[Gunther is listening in.]
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know. It's-it's so, it's so totally like, 'Whoa! Can we do this?', you know. I mean, but I
mean, it just feels right! Don't you think? It does! I mean, it just feels right. Don't you…?
Joshua: Wow! Uh, Rachel, uh, you're a real special lady, but my divorce isn't final yet. And, and, and we've
been on four dates, so I'm thinking 'No, but thanks'.
Gunther: You idiot!
[Scene: The Sleep Clinic. Joey is having trouble staying awake.]
Sleep Clinic Worker: Your name, please?
Joey: Joey Tribbiani.
Sleep Clinic Worker: Um-hm. And did you stay up all night in preparation for your sleep study? [Joey
doesn't answer.] Uh, sir? [Joey starts snoring.]
in preparation for: 为…作准备
Chandler: [answering for him] Yes, he did.
Sleep Clinic Worker: All right. We'll call you in a few minutes.
[A beautiful woman enters and sits down across from the boys.]
Chandler: [waking Joey] Whoa, check out that girl! She is really hot!
Joey: [sleepily] Yeah, she is. Wow! [loudly] How you doing? You looking good.
[Chandler wakes him up again.]
Chandler: You're coming on to the entire room! [He goes over to pick up a stack of magazines next to her,
and to get her attention, he throws them back down.] I'm Chandler.
Woman: I'm Marjorie.
Chandler: Do you mind if I sit?
Marjorie: No, please.
[He sits down next to her.]
Chandler: So uh, what are you in for?
Marjorie: I-I talk in my sleep.
Chandler: What a coincidence. I listen in my sleep.
Joey: [asleep] So why don't you give me your number?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Monica and Phoebe are now throwing a bouquet at each other.]
Monica: Are you ready?
[She turns around and throws the bouquet to Phoebe.]
Phoebe: [catching it] I got it! Mine! [They both hug.]
Phoebe: Thank you!
Monica: Okay! My turn! My turn!
Phoebe: Okay! [gets into position] Okay, ready?
Phoebe: Okay. [throws it on the couch]
Monica: [upset] That was a terrible throw!
Phoebe: I'm not gonna throw it right to you! That's not real!
Monica: Look at me! My big concern is what's real? Oh, my God. We're really sad, aren't we?
Phoebe: Yeah, I think we are.
Monica: This isn't even my dress.
Phoebe: Well, at least you didn't rent yours from a store called, 'It's Not Too Late.'
Monica: I'm changing out of this.
Phoebe: Me too.
Monica: In like half an hour?
Phoebe: Me too.
Monica: Okay, all right, now throw it straight this time.
[She throws it straight, and Monica makes a big deal about catching it.]
Monica: I'm getting married next!
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Phoebe are sitting in normal clothes.]
Phoebe: I hate my regular clothes now, you know. It's like I look down and-and I know this isn't gonna be
the most special day of my life.
Monica: Yeah. I mean, it was kinda fun for a while, but didn't you start feeling kinda silly?
Phoebe: I guess.
[Monica crosses her legs and is still wearing the garter belt.]
garter belt: (女用)吊袜带
Phoebe: Oh, my God!
Monica: Oh, God.
Phoebe: Oh, you're such a cheater!
Chandler: Hello, little ones.
Monica: So, is Joey gonna stop snoring?
Chandler: Yep! And a beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. [They're stunned.] Joey wanted to ask
her out, but uh, you know, she picked me.
Phoebe: Oh, how'd that happen?
Chandler: Because I'm cooler.
Monica: No, seriously.
Chandler: Well, she's, you know, she's the kinda girl…Joey was unconscious.
unconscious [ʌn'kɑnʃəs]: in a state similar to sleep, usually as the result of a serious injury or a lack of oxygen 不清醒的
[Joey enters wearing a mouth guard.]
Joey: [muffled] Hey, you guys! What's happening?
Monica: Oh, my God!
Phoebe: What is that?
Joey: [muffled] Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and it's gonna help me not to snore.
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? 'Cause I don't think you have to wear it unless you are!
Joey: [takes out the mouth guard] I know I don't have to! It tastes good. [puts it back in]
Chandler: Plus, you look cool.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Monica is putting away the wedding dress.]
Monica: Hope I didn't stretch Emily's dress too much.
Phoebe: Your butt's not that much bigger than hers.
[Rachel enters from her bedroom.]
Rachel: Well, I just called Joshua.
Phoebe: Oh, how did it go?
Rachel: Well, I did my best to convince him that I'm not some crazy girl who was dying to get married.
And I'm just going through a hard time.
Phoebe: What did he say?
Rachel: Well, uh, his answering machine was very understanding. Oh. I feel blue.
blue: feeling sad or depressed, often when there is no particular reason 心情低落的
Monica: Oh, sweetie! [goes to comfort her] Hey, I bet you anything that he's gonna call you again.
Rachel: Yeah, maybe. But, you know, I don't think I even care. I don't think he's the one I'm sad about.
You know, I know that I said that I'm totally okay with Ross getting married, but as it turns out, I don't
think I'm handling it all that well.
Phoebe: Yeah, maybe.
Rachel: And I-I'm just trying to figure out why.
Phoebe: Any luck?
Rachel: Well, yeah, I mean, you know how Ross and I have always been on again, off again, on again,
off again? I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again, again.
Monica: You know what? I think we all did.
Monica: Hey! [She jumps up and throws Emily's wedding dress into Rachel's room.]
Ross: So, I got us reservations for Sunday night, okay? How about Ernie's at 9 o'clock?
Rachel: Yeah, well, you uh, better make it for three.
Ross: Oh, see, I-I don't know if we're gonna be hungry at three.
Rachel: Three people. Joshua's not gonna be there.
Ross: What happened?
Rachel: Uh, well, I think, I think he broke up with me.
Ross: No. Why?
Rachel: Well, apparently, he scares easy.
Ross: Oh, Rachel, I'm sorry.
Rachel: Yeah, it's okay. Sometimes, things don't work out the way you thought they would.
Ross: Come here.[They hug.]
Rachel: Oh, hey, don't you have to go pick up Emily?
Ross: Are you okay?
Rachel: Yeah! I got my girls.
Ross: Okay. [leaves]
Rachel: Ugh. [She goes over and lays her head on Phoebe's lap.]
Phoebe: Hey, you know what might cheer you up?
Rachel: What? [Time lapse. All three girls are now wearing wedding dresses, eating popcorn, drinking
beer, and watching TV.] You know, I gotta tell you, this really does put in a better mood.
Monica: Oh, I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time. [pauses] Maybe someday, there
[There's a knock on the door.]
Monica: Oh, God! That's Chandler. He's gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
Rachel: Oh, okay! [She goes to answer the door.]
Monica: No-no, Rachel, don't get it! He'll see us!
Phoebe: No, yeah! The groom cannot see the bride!
Rachel: I'm not gonna marry Chandler!
Phoebe: Not after this!
Rachel: Okay, guys, just relax. [She goes over to open the door.] I do! [sees that it's Joshua]
Joshua: I gotta go.
Rachel: Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua! [comes back inside] Yeah, well, that oughta do it.
[Scene: Chandler's Bedroom. He is sleeping with Marjorie. All of the sudden, Marjorie starts talking. ]
Marjorie: Food's here. Fair enough. 15 minutes warning. Late.
[Then she starts screaming, causing Chandler to scream with her. This all wakes up Joey, who comes
over wearing the mouth guard.]
Joey: [muffled] Dude! I am trying to sleep!