Alex: First of all, it would be really cool to see Haley that fat. And how awesome would it be to have a fake
little brother who's really my nephew.
Claire: Haley is not getting pregnant. [clears throat]
Alex: Just saying "if."
Claire: I know. And I know you like to make trouble for your sister, but it's not gonna work this time. You
know why? 'Cause your sister's a good girl. I know. I was just like her when I was-
make trouble for: 给…惹乱子，给…带来麻烦
Phil: I want you to know, I'm not enjoying this. But this is an important lesson that you're learning. So, soak it.
Keep it. [clearing throat]
soak [soʊk]: 铭记在心；深入脑海
Luke: You're too close. It's gonna hurt.
Phil: It's supposed to hurt.
Luke: And why are you smiling?
Phil: I'm- What? Oh, forget it. I can't do this. The point is you're scared. I think you've learned your lesson.
Haley: Mom! What are you doing?
Claire: Oh, hey! I was just, um, dropping off some laundry. Is this a bad time?
Claire: Oh. Okay.
Haley: Uh, can you shut the door, please?
Claire: Actually, we're just gonna go ahead and leave that open.
Claire: Because I have, uh, seen this little show before- lying on the bed with a tall senior. One minute you're
just friends, watching Falcon Crest, and the next you're lying underneath the air hockey table with your bra in
air hockey: 空气曲棍球，一种桌上游戏
3. 《鹰冠庄园》(Falcon Crest)是美国的一部黄金时间肥皂剧，1981~1990年间在CBS电视台播出。故事发生在加利福
Luke: [whimpering] You hit my bone!
whimper [ˈhwɪmpər] to make low, weak crying noises; to speak in this way 抽泣，呜咽；低声抱怨
Phil: It was an accident!
Luke: I thought you were my friend!
Phil: I am your friend.
Haley: Dad! Dad, Dad. You have got to talk to Mom. She is, like, completely freaking out and embarrassing
Phil: Well, honey, your Mom isn't always as cool about things as- [Shoots] Ow! What is with this thing?
Mitchell: My Dad. Uh, my Dad still isn't completely comfortable with this. Um- He-he still does this thing. It's
been five years now. And he still does this thing where he announces himself before walking into any room
we're in just to make sure he doesn't have to ever see us kiss.
announce yourself/somebody: to tell somebody your name or somebody else’s name when you or they arrive at a
Cameron: Wish my mother had that system. Remember?
Mitchell: Not now.
Mitchell: I still can't believe you did this to me.
Cameron: Would you get in the spirit of things? It's a celebration.
Mitchell: [doorbell rings] Oh, God.
Cameron: Okay, I'm gonna go get Lily ready.
Cameron: And I want you to just come straight out with it.
Mitchell: All right.
Cameron: Okay. You can do this.
Cameron: Sports guy chest bump.
chest bump: (运动员)撞胸(以庆祝)
Cameron: Sports guy chest bump.
Cameron: Oh! Do it.
Mitchell: All right. Go.
Cameron: Go. Sorry.
Mitchell: Oh. [exhales] Hey. Hi. Hey. How are you? Hi, guys.
Mitchell: That looks good. Oh, thank you. Thanks.
Claire: Don't thank us. Open it. Dad is coming right behind.
Jay: [doorbell ringing] [knocking] Knock, knock! We're here. Coming in!
Mitchell: Don't worry, Dad. Nothing gay going on here. May I take your multicolored coat and bejeweled
multicolored [mʌlti'kʌlərd]: consisting of or decorated with many colors, especially bright ones 多彩的
bejeweled [bɪˈdʒuːəld]: decorated with precious stones; wearing jewelry 用珠宝装饰的；佩戴珠宝的
Jay: Yeah. Yeah.
Phil: Hey, Jay.
Claire: Gloria, hi.
Claire: How are you? Hi, Dad.
Phil: Hi, Gloria. How are you? Oh, what a beautiful dress.
Gloria: Ay, thank you, Phil.
Claire: Oh, hey- Phil. That's how she says "Phil." Not "feel." Phil.
Jay: So how was your trip?
Mitchell: It was good. It was good actually. But, um, about that, I- I have something that I need to tell you
guys. Um- Uh, we didn't just go to Vietnam for pleasure. We, uh, kind of have some big news.
Jay: Oh, God. If Cam comes out here with boobs, I'm leaving.
Haley: I hope he didn't embarrass you, Mom.
Claire: Oh, don't mind her. Haley had her first boy over today and Phil shot him.
Mitchell: Anyway, um, so, about- about a year ago, Cam and I started feeling this longing, you know, for
something more, like, uh, maybe a baby?
Jay: Ooh, that's a bad idea.
Mitchell: What do you mean, "bad idea"?
Jay: Well, kids need a mother. I mean if you two guys are bored, get a dog.
Mitchell: Okay, we're not bored, Dad.
Gloria: I support you, Mitchell, even though you're not my son.
Claire: I-I-I-I think what Dad is trying to say is that, Mitchell, you're a little uptight. Kids bring chaos, and- and
you don't handle it well.
Mitchell: Oh, that's not what Dad's saying. That's what you're saying. And it's insulting in a whole different
Phil: Okay, people. Let's all "chillax."
chillax [tʃɪˈlæks]: to relax and stop feeling angry or nervous about something (blend of "chill out" + "relax") 放松；淡定
Alex: Hey, where's Uncle Cameron?
Mitchell: Thank you. Thank you. Someone who's not insulting me notices he's not here.
Jay: Oh, so that's the big announcement, huh? You two broke up. Well- Well, a baby wasn't gonna help that
anyway. And let me tell you. You're better off, because he was a bit of a drama queen.
Mitchell: No, no, no. Stop. Stop. No. You come into my house and you insult me and my boyfriend, who, by
the way, is not that dramatic- ♪ [stereo: man singing in Zulu] Oh, God. ♪ [chorus singing in Zulu]
Zulu ['zu:lu:]: the language spoken by Zulus and many other black South Africans 祖鲁语(属尼日尔–刚果语系)
Man: ♪ It's the circle of life ♪
4. 《生生不息》(Circle of Life)是1994年迪士尼动画电影《狮子王》(The Lion King)的片头主题曲，开头部分由非洲祖
Mitchell: We adopted a baby. ♪ And it moves us all ♪ Her name is Lily.
Mitchell: Just turn it off.
Cameron: I can't turn it off. It's who I am.
Mitchell: The music.
Cameron: Oh, yes, the music. [chuckles] ♪♪ [stops] Come say hi to Lily.
Gloria: Ay, miren a la princesita. The little princess.
Haley: She's so cute! So cute.
Cameron: Thank you.
Claire: Let me see her. Let me see her. Let me see her.
Phil: Hi there, Lily. "Lily." Isn't that gonna be hard for her to say?
Haley: So cute.
Jay: Excuse me. Okay, I-I-I know that I said I thought this was a bad idea. But, uh, what do I know? I mean,
it's not like I wrote the book on fatherhood. Been trying all my life to get it right. I'm still screwing up. Right,
Manny: I wrote a song about it in the car.
Jay: Of course you did. Uh- Anyway, I'm happy for you. And, uh, you should know that, uh, I'm not here to
spit in your face, I'm here to blow at your back.
Cameron: I don't understand what that means.
Alex: I don't-
Jay: Well, it's- it's supposed to sound better in Spanish.
Gloria: Voy a ser la brisa en tu espalda, no quien te escupa en la frente.
All: Oh, that's beautiful. That's really nice. And thank you too.
Jay: Anyhow, Mitch, uh-
Mitchell: No, Dad, it's- it's- [Lily crying] I got her. I got her.
Cameron: Oh, she's crying. She wants her grandpa!
Claire: She wants her Daddy!
Mitchell: Do you wanna meet Grandpa?
Jay: What? Are you kidding? She's one of us now. Let me see the little pot sticker. [chuckling] Hey, you're
a cutie, aren't you? Ah. Look at this.
pot sticker: 锅贴，炸肉饺
cutie [ˈkjuti]: a person regarded as appealing or attractive, esp a girl or woman 美人儿，漂亮姑娘；小宝贝
Jay: We're from different worlds, yet we somehow fit together. Love is what binds us, through fair or stormy
weather. I stand before you now with only one agenda- "To let you know my heart is yours, Feldman comma
Brenda." I mean, seriously.
fit together 彼此契合
fair: bright and not raining (天空)晴朗的；(天气)无风无雨的
Phil: Luke, so far, you know, hasn't beaten me in basketball.
Phil: It's 2-0. 2-0.
Luke: Okay. Okay.
Phil: [grunting] Get that weak stuff out of my kitchen!
Luke: Dad, stop it!
Phil: Can you do me a favor? Just grab- Ooh! How's the weather down there?
Phil: But when the day comes that he does win- if- you know- if/when- he beats me, I'm just gonna be like,
"Well done. Well done." Just, like, let him- Just support him in- in- in that kind of stuff. I mean, I'd probably
want to go, like, two out of three and just see what happens there, but-