志萍的三分田

Gloria: Breathe. Cameron: Breathing only makes the fire spread. fire: (喝酒等的)火辣辣的感觉 Gloria: Okay. Then drink this milk. Ay, Cam. Why did you have to order that spicy dish? Cameron: Because I'm, um, a big idiot… and I wanted to have this awesome night between the two of us where we end up best friends, uh, having lunch, buying shoes. Gloria: Okay! Let's go have lunch, let's go buy shoes. Cameron: Really? Gloria: Yeah. Why are you so surprised? Cameron: Well, I don't know. I-I guess I just always....Read More

Jay: Manny? Manny, come here a second, pal. Manny: Huh? Jay: I got some bad news, buddy. Manny: What is it? Jay: Well, there's no easy way to say this. Shel Turtlestein is dead. Manny: What? How? Jay: I was down here reading the paper, and I heard this commotion up in your room. So-- so naturally, I go running up there. And this mangy raccoon had busted through your screen. He must have scampered up to where Shel was. By the time I walked in, he had-- the little bastard had him by the neck and shaking him. Gravel was flying....Read More

Mitchell: What am I most afraid of? Hmm. Let's see.   Alex: Global warming… and getting a "B." global warming: the increase in temperature of the earth’s atmosphere, that is caused by the increase of particular gases, especially carbon dioxide 全球(气候或气温)变暖   Claire: The phone ringing in the middle of the night. Phil: That I'm too much of a perfectionist. perfectionist [pərˈfekʃənɪst]: a person who likes to do things perfectly and is not satisfied with anything less 完美主义 者；凡事求全的人 Claire: Honey,....Read More

Brenner: And you don't have to worry about him cheating. That's for sure. Because if he does, you'll catch him when he comes home with two sets of teeth in his mouth. Jay: Yeah. Brenner: So tell me, on the wedding night, what-what did he do? Did he say he wanted to change into something comfortable and go into a coma? Jay: Listen, I gotta use the men's room. Gloria: No. Jay: I gotta use the men's room. I'll be right back. Brenner: Where you going? Wait a minute. I'm only joking. That's what I do. You know, you....Read More

Claire: So how's life in the trenches? in the trenches [trɛntʃ]: 在第一线，在现场 Valerie: You still got the bastards on the 23rd floor making life miserable for all the people actually doing the work. Claire: Same as ever, right? same as ever: 一如既往 Valerie: One-one difference. Claire: Mm-hmm? Valerie: I'm one of them bastards now. Claire: Wait. You're on the 23rd floor? Valerie: I'm on the 24th floor. Claire: Wow. That's insane. insane: (美国口语)极好的，了不起的 Valerie: It's-it's no big deal. I mean, if you hadn't left, it probably wo....Read More

Phil: Can people change? Well, that's a… That is a tough one, but I would say yes. People can change. That's what I believe, anyway, and I will till the day I die. Claire: You do realize you're proving the exact opposite of your point? Phil: See? She's changed. She used to be very supportive of me.   Claire: Come on… [screaming] Phil! Phil: Ow! Ow! Why is it so loud? Claire: My ears are bleeding! Phil: Why is it so loud? Claire: I don’t know! Make it stop!   Phil: I just installed a sweet home theater system....Read More

Cameron: Oh. Home already. Mitchell, hi! Hi! Mitchell: Hi, Cam. Cameron: Hi. Did you forget the tickets? Mitchell: No. You know, I was never gonna enjoy the show without you, so… Cameron: Oh, but you were so excited to take Lily to see the Russian marionettes. Mitchell: Oh, she's probably a little young anyways. We can just prop her in front of the dryer for a half hour. Listen, Cam, I-I love that you try and help the world. And I-I'm very lucky to have you in my life. prop [prɑp]: to support an object by leaning it against something, or putting something under it e....Read More

Claire: Okay, they're on their way. Phil: Okay. Kids, gather around. Like you're hugging me, but don't touch me, okay? Now, look, I'm gonna be fine. Alex: We know, Dad. Phil: We don't know that. It's a miracle I'm standing up. But, look, in case  anything happens, [exhales sharply] I want you to know that if I'd had time, I would have fixed that step. Alex: Thanks, Dad. Haley: I love you. Luke: [sniffling] Phil: Don't cry, Luke. I'm okay. Luke: I broke the coffee table. Phil: T....Read More

Haley: Do we really have to wear these ugly sweaters? Claire: It's just until grandma can see them.  Luke: My neck hole is too small. Alex: Mine's itchy. Luke: You know what? I'd rather be itchy than choky. choky ['tʃəuki]: 使人窒息的，闷得难受的 Claire: Come on, Phil. Hurry up. Phil: Okay, here we go. Connecting. [muffled] Come in, Florida! Over! Mom? Dad? come in: to arrive somewhere 到达 Phil's Dad: Hello, Phillip. Phil: [chuckles] All: Merry Christmas Eve! 1. 圣诞节是一个具有宗教色彩的节日，每年12月25日，基督教会都会举行特别的礼拜仪式，纪念其信仰....Read More

Cameron: Hey! Oh! Well, you must be the birthday boy. Luke: Wow. Is that you, Uncle Cam? Cameron: [laughs] Well, no, I'm Fizbo the Clown. I don't know who this "Uncle Cam" is. But he sure sounds handsome, doesn't he? [laughs] Hey, who likes balloon animals? Kids: I do! I do! I do! Phil: It's just Cam. It's just Cam. Mitchell: You all right? Phil: What? Yeah. No, I just have kind of a… complicated relationship with clowns. Mitchell: Oh, well, join the club. join the club: used when something bad ....Read More